The Running Duck Cafe on the Main Street of Geraldine on the South Island of New Zealand is the coolest cafe in the universe. Here’s why: The Running Duck is the coolest cafe in Geraldine; Geraldine is the coolest town in New Zealand; New Zealand is the coolest county on the coolest planet in the coolest Solar system in the universe. Therefore, the Running Duck Cafe is the coolest cafe in the universe, QED.
So come for the great coffee and the superb food, and stay for the super groovy decor and retro memorabilia. For those keen on flagellation, you can stock up on hot sauces from Al’s Laboratory. They have some great merchandise for sale too.
Try one of their signature burgers, their delicious range of Not Burgers, and don’t forget to sample one of the craft beers in the fridge. Kiwi batch living never looked so good or tasted so great. Oh…and don’t forget to check out the toilet which is decorated with old record sleeves and topo maps. Like I said: the coolest cafe in the Universe!