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Jean D
Cumbernauld, United Kingdom

Desperate Dan,s cow pie

1.0 of 5 bubblesReviewed 16 Oct 2024
Had a family meal here. Got steak pie and the meat was so tough I couldn't get my knife through it. I complained and was offered a replacement but didn't want one as my daughters steak pie was awful too. When I got the bill I had been charged for 2 steak pies
I questioned this with the blonde waitress, who if she smiled her face would crack. She did take one steak pie off even though I told her both were awful All staff were so unpleasant which made for an unpleasant experience
Never again
Date of stay: October 2024
Trip type: Travelled with family
1.0 of 5 bubblesValue
4.0 of 5 bubblesLocation
4.0 of 5 bubblesCleanliness
1.0 of 5 bubblesService
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Reviewed 10 September 2024

We were there for our 50th wedding anniversary we wanted a relaxing time., it was. The hotel is lovely. The rooms were lovely, clean and comfortable. The staff were so friendly and helpful. The food was fantastic, fillet steak melt in the mouth and a good portion, fish and chips, fish was so fresh and a really good portion. For me though the star was the steak pie, a proper steak pie not a dish with stew and gravy with a pastry lid. The pastry was wonderfully light. We will definitely go back. Parking was easy too. A gem of a hotel.

Date of stay: September 2024
  • Trip type: Travelled with family
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Reviewed 9 August 2024 via mobile

My husband and I’s third stay at this hotel overlooking Seamill beach and Isle Of Aran. Beautiful views from executive rooms and restaurant.
Staff are lovely.
Very clean.
Comfortable super king bed in our room.
Large car park.
Super tasty breakfasts.
Nice drinks.
Dinner ok and would eat there again, however I was really disappointed with the Lobster Tail, not sure what was going on there it was overcooked and tough as old boots and very strange colours so I did not eat it(I’m used to having beautiful lobster on my many hols to Scotland) I was asked twice at dinner if everything ok and I mentioned my concerns regarding the lobster but this fell on deaf ears. Also on paying my bill on leaving I was asked if everything OK and mentioned the dodgy lobster and was told they would have a word with “the kitchen”. Also be wary of the “homemade “ raspberry and white chocolate cheesecake - it is a small can shaped piece of wafer filled with “I don’t know what” 😂😂😂 - it wasn’t awful but certainly was not cheesecake as per recipes I am aware of.
Everything else fine on this my third stay at Seamill House. It’s changed hands recently so maybe just teething problems so I probably will go back sometime in the future as it is in a lovely part of the world.

Room tip: Executive sea view room with lovely spacious bathroom containing large shower and separate oval bath (with views) - very nice
Date of stay: August 2024
Trip type: Travelled as a couple
Thank Stanleyscat
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Reviewed 5 August 2024 via mobile

Went had dinner. Great views competitively prices and portions good.. car park at rear lift available. Has bar lounge on entry and restaurant on first floor. With rooms above. Breakfast menue also well priced and fantastically cooked. ..

Date of stay: August 2024
Trip type: Travelled as a couple
Thank ronaldmL6541WS
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Reviewed 7 July 2024

Despite an untidy entrance with a filled dog dirt bag lying at the front entrance this is hotel was a pleasant surprise. Looks recently refurbished inside & to a good standard. Well stocked modern bar area, very nice bedrooms & a restaurant with good views over to Arran. Dinner was very good.
Would recommend but try and book a room on the seaward side as there is a bit of road noise landward.

Date of stay: July 2024
  • Trip type: Travelled as a couple
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Reviewed 7 July 2024 via mobile

Booked an overnight stay with dinner and breakfast for my brother and sister in laws 25th wedding anniversary. Flowers, chocolates and champagne on arrival. Flowers were beautiful. Room was lovely with views across the sea. Both said it was the best meal they'd had in ages, and commented on the fabulous service.
Thank you for making this a great night for them.

Date of stay: July 2024
Trip type: Travelled as a couple
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