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Monkey Puzzle

Closed Now: 10:00 AM - 7:00 PM
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Roller skating rink is very good but the rest of the property is a bit shabby

Dark and shabby decoration but the experience is brilliant! My granddaughter had a great time in... read more

Reviewed 2 September 2018
Linda P
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Mayland, United Kingdom
Rubbish for parents

I believe there is a god on days like this, and for some reason he has chosen to punish me. My... read more

Reviewed 2 June 2018
Johnjames1
via mobile
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  • Excellent21%
  • Very good17%
  • Average19%
  • Poor11%
  • Terrible32%
2 Sep 2018
“Roller skating rink is very good but the rest of the property is a bit shabby”
2 Jun 2018
“Rubbish for parents ”
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Reviewed yesterday via mobile

But if fun for the kids and has been greatly improved the main cafe is now downstairs and the inflateables have been removed in favour of more space downstairs and party rooms which is fantastic

Date of experience: December 2018
Thank Mrsjchenery
Reviewed 24 October 2018 via mobile

Visited Monkey Puzzle today and oh my god how disgusting. We haven’t been there in months & wished I hadn’t bothered. No bouncy castles in there anymore & the place is filthy dirty. The price of the food has gone up. £2.45 for a stingy...More

Date of experience: October 2018
Thank kelebrations
Reviewed 2 September 2018

Dark and shabby decoration but the experience is brilliant! My granddaughter had a great time in the roller rink

Date of experience: August 2018
Thank Linda P
Reviewed 2 June 2018 via mobile

I believe there is a god on days like this, and for some reason he has chosen to punish me. My children like it here. For me however it is expensive and rubbish. The hefty price you pay for keeping them amused when the weather...More

Date of experience: April 2018
1  Thank Johnjames1
Reviewed 13 May 2018 via mobile

We have been to Monkey Puzzle a couple of times to meet friends who live in Colchester, so it’s the perfect half way point for us. I am absolutely disappointed with today’s visit. Dark, dingey, dirty and broken equipment. Absolutely disgusted that after spending £20...More

Date of experience: May 2018
1  Thank I2463RQlauram
Reviewed 12 April 2018 via mobile

I will start off by saying my kids had a great time and they will say it's one of the best soft plays they have been to. But this place has gone downhill. Very grubby and dirty in places. Carpet coming up. Tables full of...More

Date of experience: April 2018
Thank SLW0123
Reviewed 9 April 2018 via mobile

The worst breakfast I have ever had the misfortune to see in a Beefeater! Took one look and immediately left. Not a patch on the wonderful service and food at the Mill House near Gatwick or Twickenham.

Date of experience: April 2018
Thank Bert B
Reviewed 20 February 2018 via mobile

I decided to choose monkey puzzle as a venue for my daughter’s 5th birthday party because i thought it will be less stressful. Well, i was totally wrong, i have never felt so stressed in my life! There were 42 kids that attended, all i...More

Date of experience: February 2018
4  Thank degoey
Reviewed 17 February 2018 via mobile

Usually not too bothered by the cleanliness of play areas as long as it’s not filthy, after all they do have hundreds of kids over time. Sadly this place feels dirty, dusty and really unloved! However, my kids enjoy how big it is so would...More

Date of experience: February 2018
Thank Ryoung11
Reviewed 4 February 2018 via mobile

This place not been modernised for awhile, male toilette need improvement, lots of cobwebs on the high ceiling, lots of things worn out, I have been taking my children since they were little so it's time to spend some money on this place.

Date of experience: February 2018
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