Why don't we start at the beginning. We are PROUD of the fact that we are the only dolphin cruise that doesn't ALLOW or SELL alcohol on our boats. We focus on families and fun. This is something we take very seriously. We make no bones about it! The "cold drink" you are referring to would be the captains homemade green tea that he makes himself. It is all organic and quite delicious. All the Deckhand's ask him to bring extra every day and he is happy to share. As a matter of fact, if you had asked him he would have given you some too and you would have asked for the recipe! Next, if you are in Orange Beach in the summer, you will figure out quickly that it is very hot. Who wouldn't want to soak down on a sweltering hot day?If you worked in the broiling sun all day, like captains in Orange Beach you would soak yourself with a waterhose as well. Sounds like some fun water games to us! We advertise that you will see dolphins and have a sealife experience. There were 2 mama dolphin and 2 newborn dolphins all around the boat on the day you went. This is quite an amazing thing to see and experience. You may never get to see that again. The captain wanted everyone to really get to enjoy newborn baby dolphin. The crab pot, well we had a crab already on the boat and you got to learn all about it and a live shrimp as well. Incredible! Lastly, trust us when we say, if we had the power to remove reviews, yours would be the first one to come off. The captains and crew work very hard to make sure our guest have a wonderful time! We are sorry to hear that you didn't enjoy your time with us. Best regards.