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Good, you can keep an eye on your car from the Dancefloor

The only plus point is that you can see your car from the dancefloor, this club is literally a car... read more

Reviewed 9 April 2014
Sean M
Banbridge, United Kingdom
New owners New name etc

Smuts is gone. After a year or 2 it has reopened and is now called The Lounge. Totally different... read more

Reviewed 25 January 2018
via mobile
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24 Jan 2018
“New owners New name etc”
6 Jun 2015
Short St, Port Macquarie, New South Wales 2444, Australia
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Reviewed 25 January 2018 via mobile

Smuts is gone. After a year or 2 it has reopened and is now called The Lounge. Totally different now, no longer is a dingy nightclub.

Thank Groundhogda
Reviewed 6 June 2015 via mobile

Went with a friend and my partner expecting to continue which was a great night out. In down under which is referred to as "smuts" it was literally the worst club I've ever been to.. Smelt so bad, so many drop kicks in one place...More

4  Thank Marcthereviewer
Reviewed 9 May 2015

Ignore the other reviews - this place is GREAT! Its full of the desperately dateless, socially awkward, social outcasts and poorly educated. Poor service and dad-dagging dancing is what its all about. Its so bad that its immensely entertaining! Down Under is where you go...More

6  Thank lillycorleone
Reviewed 11 February 2015

Went to Down Under on the weekend at the end of my Bucks night. Standards usually get lowered on Bucks nights, but intoxication is no excuse for ever entering this place and enjoying it. I am still not sure what the $10 cover charge was...More

18  Thank Renno1980
Reviewed 9 April 2014

The only plus point is that you can see your car from the dancefloor, this club is literally a car park.

7  Thank Sean M
Reviewed 27 January 2014

This is how it went down. I checked reviews, could't believe it was that bad and thought yeah karaoke on a wed we could have a look at that. Asked reception at the hotel if reviews were accurate and was advised yes but you might...More

35  Thank Danny L
Reviewed 30 October 2011

Downunder is big for locals on a Wednesday night. Also good for deperate and dateless.

7  Thank Groundhogda
Reviewed 12 January 2011

Perhaps it was the potent stench of urine and/ or sweat. Perhaps it was the $20 cover charge for new years eve, when other places weren’t charging, to discover the place was a hovel. Perhaps it was the owner rudely shooing my partner and I...More

49  Thank madniggaish
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