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Worn out

We went with a disabled adult friend, so it cost us nearly £15 to wander round the woodland for... read more

Reviewed 6 days ago
Colette M
The most random afternoon out

Came across this on ‘days out with the kids’ and thought we’d give it a go. Was a good laugh seeing... read more

Reviewed 22 April 2018
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Old Ipswich Road, Dedham, Colchester CO7 6HU, England
+44 1206 231390
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Reviewed 2 days ago

Hey cats when you are spaced out on good acid and wish to take the trip to a higher level then I can think of no better place to go than the Gnome Magic Garden. Spooked my psyche to a place of surreal contentment. Came...More

Thank kevbutnobacon
Reviewed 6 days ago

We went with a disabled adult friend, so it cost us nearly £15 to wander round the woodland for about half an hour and another £5 for a drink. We went years ago when everything was well maintained, now the bushes are overgrown, some of...More

Thank Colette M
Reviewed 6 August 2018 via mobile

We went with low expectations, hoping for a "it's so bad, it's good" kind of experience and nice little walk. It turns out it's actually just breath-takingly, depressingly, hit your head against the wall and prey for death kind of bad.

1  Thank SCK18
Reviewed 19 May 2018

Despite being shown on maps and being signposted from the main road, this 'attraction' (if garden Gnomes can be called that) has closed

4  Thank glynwill50
Reviewed 22 April 2018 via mobile

Came across this on ‘days out with the kids’ and thought we’d give it a go. Was a good laugh seeing the different gnomes and our 3 year old loved it especially finding the 2 little Wendy houses. Lots of gnomes but most could do...More

Thank Lizzie_Lou87
Reviewed 30 January 2018

Loved every minute of it. We couldn't stop laughing. Came away overwhelmed by the whole experience. Would highly recommend a visit.

Thank Bristlechops
Reviewed 7 December 2017

Imagine, if you will, a lonely man walking through a herd of gnomes, like a scene from a budget horror movie. Children watch in fear, adults glare in disgust, and gnomes stare with a painted glaze in their tired, focused eyes at the man before...More

12  Thank Tom M
Reviewed 19 November 2017

Went here with our 2 year old granddaughter, she quite enjoyed it but soon lost interest. Basically it is a collection of thousands of gnomes scattered in themed groups in an untidy woody area.

1  Thank RodgerH74
Reviewed 16 September 2017 via mobile

I've been here twice now and it's mine and my friends (20's) really like it. We walk around for an hour and see what they're doing and what ones we didn't see last time. We then get a scone (really good plain scone) with cream...More

Thank Callan B
Reviewed 27 August 2017 via mobile

well I read the reviews and thought could it be that bad.... well the gardens were nice it was a nice walk. but the gnomes are very old looking now .. for 5 pound not good value for money but have done it could have...More

Thank sarahfB5449DM
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9 October 2017|
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Response from Tom M | Reviewed this property |
I can see 5 on the picture, so at least 5.