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A piece of fairytale

Love old things, fairytales and old buildings and heritage of this part of England. Great art and... read more

Reviewed 4 weeks ago
Sydney, Australia
Worn out

We went with a disabled adult friend, so it cost us nearly £15 to wander round the woodland for... read more

Reviewed 17 September 2018
Colette M
Bures, United Kingdom
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Old Ipswich Road, Dedham, Colchester CO7 6HU, England
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Ho ho ho ha ha 😂🤣😂, ho ho ho he ha🤣🤣. Hello there😃👋, old chum👴👵. I’m 🙅‍♀️ g'not 🙅‍♀️a g'nelf🧝👎. I’m 🙅‍♀️g'not🙅‍♀️ a g'noblin👺👎👺. I’m a g'nome🎅😁!! And you’ve been, GNOOOMED🎅🤣😂😂🤣🤣!!!

Date of experience: December 2018
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Reviewed 4 weeks ago

Love old things, fairytales and old buildings and heritage of this part of England. Great art and paintings and wooden articles. Most happy we came here.

Date of experience: August 2018
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Reviewed 21 September 2018

Hey cats when you are spaced out on good acid and wish to take the trip to a higher level then I can think of no better place to go than the Gnome Magic Garden. Spooked my psyche to a place of surreal contentment. Came...More

Date of experience: August 2018
2  Thank kevbutnobacon
Reviewed 17 September 2018

We went with a disabled adult friend, so it cost us nearly £15 to wander round the woodland for about half an hour and another £5 for a drink. We went years ago when everything was well maintained, now the bushes are overgrown, some of...More

Date of experience: September 2018
Thank Colette M
Reviewed 6 August 2018 via mobile

We went with low expectations, hoping for a "it's so bad, it's good" kind of experience and nice little walk. It turns out it's actually just breath-takingly, depressingly, hit your head against the wall and prey for death kind of bad.

Date of experience: August 2018
1  Thank SCK18
Reviewed 19 May 2018

Despite being shown on maps and being signposted from the main road, this 'attraction' (if garden Gnomes can be called that) has closed

Date of experience: May 2018
4  Thank glynwill50
Reviewed 22 April 2018 via mobile

Came across this on ‘days out with the kids’ and thought we’d give it a go. Was a good laugh seeing the different gnomes and our 3 year old loved it especially finding the 2 little Wendy houses. Lots of gnomes but most could do...More

Date of experience: April 2018
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Reviewed 30 January 2018

Loved every minute of it. We couldn't stop laughing. Came away overwhelmed by the whole experience. Would highly recommend a visit.

Date of experience: September 2017
Thank Bristlechops
Reviewed 7 December 2017

Imagine, if you will, a lonely man walking through a herd of gnomes, like a scene from a budget horror movie. Children watch in fear, adults glare in disgust, and gnomes stare with a painted glaze in their tired, focused eyes at the man before...More

Date of experience: December 2017
12  Thank Tom M
Reviewed 19 November 2017

Went here with our 2 year old granddaughter, she quite enjoyed it but soon lost interest. Basically it is a collection of thousands of gnomes scattered in themed groups in an untidy woody area.

Date of experience: August 2017
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Tom M
7 December 2017|
Response from Aidan S |
Hi Tom, the real question is 'WHY would any gome (sic) want to leave Gnome Magic?! It's basically gnome paradise. 😊
t c
9 October 2017|
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Response from Tom M | Reviewed this property |
I can see 5 on the picture, so at least 5.