I do not like giving bad reviews. On this occasion I feel compelled, in the interests of the public’s hard earnt money and in the interests of the public’s cardiac health. If I could give less than 1 star I would. We ordered the snapper,...which I doubt was snapper and if it was it was a sliver of a fillet straight from the freezer and cooked to resemble the leather sole of a shoe. The burgers were on stale buns with indescribably bad fried patties that even the kids wouldn’t eat. The kumera chips were an oil laden, cold, soggy mess. The regular chips were an undercooked, oil laden cold, floury, chewy mess. We thought we’d experiment with a paua fritter which is an experiment not to be repeated, I’d suggest by anyone. I can’t stomach Maccas, but on this occasion would have preferred to sink $75 there than at Oppies, where at least I could be relatively confident it would stay down (if I could bring myself to venture past a mouthful of each item).More